(the parenthetical life)

Category: shorts

  • Mark Hamill
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    Mark Hamill

    Based on what I’ve seen online, you can summon Mark Hamill by simply setting him up for a great punchline. I could use a ninth reader, so let’s test it: [Ahem] Did “The Force Awakens” leave anyone else speechless?

  • Rogue
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    Rogue

    Star Wars fans love the adjective “rogue.” After all, the Star Wars universe includes Rogue One, Rogue Squadron, and the Rogue Shadow. However, using this adjective comes with risks. What I’m trying to say is if your gamer tag is “Rouge Sith,” you might want to check your spelling.

  • E

    E

    I would give whoever came up with the A, B, C, D, F grading scale an “E” on alphabet memory.

  • It’s

    It’s

    “It’s” vs. “Its” Its not that difficult.

  • Lifestyle

    Lifestyle

    I enjoy “lifestyle” stores. Not because they fit my lifestyle but because they help me pretend I have a lifestyle.